Boobs are Funny: A Lighter Side of Breastfeeding

Apparently I’m at the age where all of my friends have simultaneously decided to reproduce (having an infant myself, I’m no exception); my newsfeed is dominated by posts and comments and pictures about everything baby, and I can’t help but notice how up in arms women are over breastfeeding.

We got it, breast is best. My kid gets the boob, she’s healthy, yay for us. But my first kid had formula for this reason or that; it’s not really anyone else’s business but mine. So why are all these moms being so pushy and almost abusive to their fellow mothers who have chosen not to breastfeed? It’s their boobs, their kid; control yourselves ladies.

Originally I had written a heated rant about the benefits of breastfeeding, but also how it is a personal choice and to back the hell off if it’s not your decision to make. But then I…